Crazy Punk Haircuts For Men And Women

It is a well established fact the Boomtown Rats are in fact the worst band in the world. Fronted by legendary gobshite Bob Geldof, they were formed in the mid 70’s with the plan to annoy as many people as humanly possible with their pointless din.

Bob Geldof himself wouldn’t have known style if it had walked up and spanked him on the ass with a frying pan. He had traditional “Irish hair” which is a friendly way of saying that he never washed it, which instantly made him popular with all of the punks at the time.

The original punk scene was that retarded that they subjected anyone who took more than 5 baths a year as gay. Bob Geldof never had to encounter such criticism thankfully.

Siouxsie Sioux is a solo artist as well as the founder member of seminal 80’s act Siouxsie and the Banshees. She was a member of the Bromley Contingent who basically followed the Sex Pistols everywhere they went. She first rose to fame on the Today show hosted by Bill Grundy who at the time wanted to get into her panties.

The Siouxsie Sioux hair style is hard to replicate as, ideally you need to cull around 30 badgers. Siouxsie once boasted to the NME that her hair was comprised mainly of badger fur. In the 1979 interview she stated “I wanted my hair to look like Patti Smith, but only with less grease, which is why I opted to use badger fur extensions in my hair. It’s great because out in Bromley we have tons of badgers running about everywhere. We used to hit them with hammers when we had nothing else to do!”

Once you have a bag of badgers, you pluck all of their fur off and then glue it to your hair. You must then back comb your hair as wildly as possible every night before going to bed. It’ll help if you toss and turn a lot in bed as this will make your hair standup on end even more.

Billy Idol is the coolest punk musician around. He’s had the same hair style for around a quarter of a century but it’s so great that he’d be stupid to change it.

Personally I love the blonde punk look. His hair looks totally natural and it’s always suited him. People say that he copied Paul Simonon from the Clash’s hair style but they are talking through their ass. Billy Idol was the original punk, even back in the days when he was a member of the Bromley Contingent. That’s why Johnny Rotten acted like such an asshole. He knew that Billy Idol was ready to steal the limelight from him at any moment because he had both talent and good looks in abundance.

Johnny Rotten had nothing but a big mouth. Punks who think that Johnny Rotten was the king of everything are mentally ill.

This is a picture of Iggy Pop at his finest. Oh my god! Look at his lovely hair. I’d die for a hair style like that. I think the Emos partly copied Iggy’s hair here. It’s totally beautiful.

He’d have looked even better if he grew his hair into a mullet. Apart from his amazing hair cut, his sense of fashion is impeccable. He basically pioneered the bare chested look. Before Iggy Pop existed men did not have bare chests. This is the truth. Look it up on the internet if you don’t believe me.

My god! Look at the man’s breasts too! And the bowtie really caps off his appearance.. No wonder men and women alike were after a piece of Iggy Pop. I’d have kissed him for free let me tell you that!

In order to emulate the Patti Smith hair style, just let your hair grow as long as possible and be sure not to wash it. Optionally you might want to let cats build a nest within your hair. Apparently this was what Patti Smith did during the 70’s. Groups that toured with the Patti Smith band would report that her hair would invariably smell of a fine mixture of cat piss and vodka.

Much like her less talented friend Sid Vicious, Patti resembles Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons so bear this in mind if you try to emulate her hairstyle.

Personally I think she looked totally amazing. She was definitely 10000% more punk than the Ramones and the Clash combined. Although I think I’d rather kiss all of the Ramones rather than Patti Smith. She looked very scary indeed.

Debbie Harry was the beautiful lead singer of Blondie who were pioneers on the New York punk scene in the 70’s. Unlike their British contemparies, Blondie could actually play their instruments and didn’t sound like a mentally diseased cat, thrashing about inside of a bin.

Debbie had beautiful hair throughout her career. It’s a travesty that people say she didn’t have punk hair when really she did. She was the godmother of punk. She should have had the last say in what was considered a true punk hair style or not. Most people just see her as a pop diva which is absolute bullcrap. Debbie Harry embodied the true spirit of punk more than the so called godfathers of punk like the Sex Pistols or the Clash.

I’ve always loved Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day and his hair. Not only is Green Day’s music infinitely better than the Sex Pistols or the Clash but his sense of fashion is impeccable.  Look at lovely red tie above and his brilliant hair cut.  A true individual. Billie Joe Armstrong was so influential that he basically invented the emo hairstyle.

This man deserves more credit than he’s usually due. I think everyone should forget about the Sex Pistols and instead worship Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong as the true Gods of rock that they really were.

Billie Joe had more style in his little finger than the entire 70’s punk movement ever had.

Soo Cat Woman’s hair was amazing. The amount of time she must have spent trying to perfect that look probably defies words. She was the only real individual on the punk scene of the 70’s and I’m glad she didn’t sing or play guitar as that would have ruined it for me. Punk music in the 70’s was godawful. I mean to my ears the Sex Pistols were the worst band on the planet. Soo Cat Woman must have been slightly deaf to have listened to them in the 70’s.

I’ll forgive her because her hair is brilliant. Certainly better than any of the Sex Pistols hairstyles. I mean have you seen Glen Matlock’s hair cut? He looked like an absolute wally.

Sid Vicious’s hair is more infamous than even himself. He loved spiking it up like in the picture below. God knows what the daft bugger put in his hair. Probably petrol and coke. Not the drug coke obviously. Although I’ve heard he was fond of it and the heroin. It’s a wonder his hair didn’t fall out with him pumping that many chemicals into his body.

The picture above is taken from the Sid Sings album which is the worst CD I’ve ever bought. Whoever allowed this piece of crap to filter through the airwaves needs a good swift kick to the balls. Seriously. It’s a travesty. I’d rather someone stuck a spear up my ass than force me to listen to this.

In summary, if you want to replicate the Sid look, don’t wash your hair for 11 months and then go into your shed and just start pouring random stuff into your hair. Most people won’t be aware that you’re trying to replicate Sid Vicious because you’ll look that much like Sideshow Bob.

Often referred to as the Grand Bastard of Punk, Johnny Rotten’s hair has routinely been many different colors throughout his career. In this picture his hair is dyed red and he’s dressed like a homeless person. This must be heroin chic or something. I bet his mother wouldn’t have let him out dressed like this.

Previously his hair was dyed an even darker shade of red than this, especially back in the Sex Pistols days like in the picture below.

I probably prefer his hair when it was a dark red though. However it doesn’t stop me utterly detesting the man. He had no talent and still doesn’t. Plus he totally talks out of his ass. Kinda like myself.