Patti Smith Hair
In order to emulate the Patti Smith hair style, just let your hair grow as long as possible and be sure not to wash it. Optionally you might want to let cats build a nest within your hair. Apparently this was what Patti Smith did during the 70’s. Groups that toured with the Patti Smith band would report that her hair would invariably smell of a fine mixture of cat piss and vodka.
Much like her less talented friend Sid Vicious, Patti resembles Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons so bear this in mind if you try to emulate her hairstyle.
Personally I think she looked totally amazing. She was definitely 10000% more punk than the Ramones and the Clash combined. Although I think I’d rather kiss all of the Ramones rather than Patti Smith. She looked very scary indeed.